big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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