i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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