I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
it was like his penis was on wheels.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize
