I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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