true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
All the doctor said was why
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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