so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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