Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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