i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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