I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Your penis caused this!
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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