you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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