i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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