Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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