You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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