Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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