she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
