Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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