I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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