Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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