Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I could fuck to npr.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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