I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
