he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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