i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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