nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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