Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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