I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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