She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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