I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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