the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I came so hard my ears popped.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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