god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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