Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
smell my finger.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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