BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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