can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
