Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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