did you get engaged???
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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