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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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