dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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