whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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