Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Randomize
