Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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