Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
This is my gift to your gina
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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