I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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