Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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