i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
40s are totally the cure
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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