Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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