with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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