the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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