Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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