Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Damn victory sex feels great
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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