So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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