That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
