Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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