Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
