The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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