Kareoke will never be a sober sport
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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