so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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